The continuous increasing demand of terrorists have now forced the bigger brands to make them available online. An online terrorism selling website http://www.terimaaka-aatankwad.com made by the rapidly emerging terrorism service provider I-PISS, will be available from today. You just have to make an account to book your order, *one FIR copy of at-least one murder case is needed at the time of registration. You can also sign-up using your religious or political accounts.
This service is funded by the Prime Conspirator of Napak-istan, Nawaz-Kaheka-Shareef. They are also getting sponsored by few private companies who serves in anti-peace lotions. When asked, The president of INTERNATIONAL COUNCIL OF TERRORISTS AND COWARDS (ICTC), Mr. Madar-al-kabadi have shared his thoughts “The time of entrepreneurship has emerged, every single organization which was before serving for others have now started building their own legacy. I-PISS is another shameful example of the same, we are really proud to have such hypocrites on our land”
This idea first came to the CEO of I-PISS, Abu-Bakmat-al-Bakchodi, when his company failed to deliver many orders due to commitment of intelligence agencies. He later shared his thoughts and inspiration with us at the launch blast.
“See, the demand is very high but supply is as limited as Napak-istan’s approach towards peace. We are getting many orders from countries like Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan and India’s Kashmir, it is really tough for us to reach every organization in the world.” al-bakchodi said.
He also shared his inspiration behind the idea when asked by a news seller. “Well, it came to my mind when i ordered few dildos for my wives from amazon.us, i was totally amazed to see how fast they delivered what i always wished for”
“We have different kinds of terrorist available here on http://www.terimaaka-aatankwad.com, as you know that satisfying a customer is always difficult than satisfying some one on bed, atleast for me” he said while taking a long breath. “Especially customers from India’s Kashmir ate my mind by kept saying ‘Aur Dikhao, Aur Dikhao” he then added.
Later Mr. Bhosdika-al-Bhikhari, head of the Brain-Washing, Manufacturing, Training and Marketing team informed “You can choose from a variety of terrorists here, we have products of Inter-Planeterian Quality which will help you to complete your job not only on Earth but on Mars, Venus, Jupiter and Moon too. Products like ‘GunKaFun’, ‘BombKaTomb’, ‘InsaniyatkaJanaza’ ‘AmericanHaramis’ and ‘IndianPeacekeeper’ can also be upgraded also.”
Talking to us more Mr. Bhosdika-al-Bhikhari says “We will soon be making our nuclear, aerial and underwater products available along with human bombs. The best part of this idea is you can also download a terrorist and customize it as per your need, we are also working on our new product BekarKaWar which will be capable to reach other galaxy as we just got the information of another Earth like, KEPLER. We want to go there before humanity reaches.
But this path of new age terrorism is not easy for I-PISS because big brands like Al-Be-Qaeda and Lashkar will give a tough competition. Also ventures like Indian-Suzauddin are in the race. The intelligence agencies and forces are also making spams and virus to corrupt this anti-humanity, anti-god and anti-religion system but formation of a new god of terrorists, who has different views than ours is creating a hurdle for them.
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